The Big Floss Conspiracy - Wake Up Sheeple

The Truth They're Hiding

For decades, Big Floss has perpetuated the greatest dental conspiracy in human history. Despite their claims, NO MAJOR STUDIO HAS EVER PRODUCED A FILM PROVING FLOSSING WORKS. Coincidence? WE THINK NOT.

While Hollywood can make us believe in aliens, time travel, and superhero dentists, they've mysteriously avoided the one topic that could save humanity: conclusive cinematic evidence of flossing benefits.

The Evidence

🎬 HOLLYWOOD SILENCE

Not a single blockbuster has featured a protagonist whose success was directly attributed to superior flossing technique. This is not coincidence—this is CENSORSHIP.

🦷 STUDIO SUPPRESSION

Major studios receive mysterious "dental donations" to avoid producing floss-positive content. The paper trail has been scrubbed from public records.

🎭 ACTOR INTIMIDATION

Several A-list actors have attempted to include flossing scenes in their films, only to have them cut during "mysterious" reshoots.

📊 MISSING DATA

Where are the peer-reviewed studies filmed in IMAX? Why hasn't Netflix produced a documentary series? The silence is DEAFENING.

Suppressed Studies

"The Floss Files: A Cinematic Analysis" - Dr. Marina Plaque, DDS, PhD
This groundbreaking study was set to be adapted by Steven Spielberg before mysteriously disappearing from all academic databases. Last seen: 2019.

"Between the Teeth: A Visual Investigation" - Prof. Ginny Vitis
Disney purchased the film rights to this research for $50 million, then immediately shelved the project. The official reason? "Creative differences with interdental cleaning."

What You Can Do

The revolution starts with YOU. Demand transparency from your local cinema. Ask hard questions:

Why hasn't Marvel created a floss-based superhero?
Where is the Fast & Furious: Dental Drift franchise?
Why did Top Gun: Maverick focus on fighter jets instead of fighting gingivitis?

SHARE THIS INFORMATION before it's too late. The dental-industrial complex is watching, but together we can expose the truth.